With Paul’s dad’s comments on youtube, if you could snap your fingers and plop Paul down into a job, what job would you choose?

I’m thinking either something customer facing where there’s a lot of getting yelled at, like in a call center or a bank. He needs humbling, I think a call center would do that to him.

Or, a teacher, a middle school teacher to be specific. Middle schoolers are MEAN, they’d sniff out every insecurity he has in a minute and make fun of him forever. He’d totally try to be a chill teacher but with the state of teaching that wouldn’t last. He’d have to do so much work, less time to pickle his balls, and all for not much pay and getting treated like shit by parents and kids alike. It just feels fitting, since he’s a deadbeat to his own kids and all.