Last rights

Early in my career, a Catholic Priest instructed us as how anyone could give last rights in a pinch and indeed in my career, I found myself baptizing a number of stillborn babies (we even had a bottle of “holy water” in the drawer of one ED I worked in but ordinary water was acceptable from my understanding). In my late sixties, I was telling a super cool Catholic Priest how I, a Jewish doctor had managed to baptize a number of moribund children at their births. I expected him to be amused, but Mister Cool was actually miffed and explained that not ANYONE could do this but ANY CHRISTIAN could. Whoops! My apologies to all those kids now trapped in Purgatory